๐Ÿ—ฏ CAPTION CONTEST IS BACK! ๐Ÿ—ฏ

I took this photo in Rome several years ago. Any good captions out there?
The one I originally came up with was:

โ€œThe soldiers all cheered when Caesar decided to issue color-coordinated Samsonites for returning home from battle.โ€

๐Ÿคฃ Let's bring some lightheartedness to this difficult moment in international travel. ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น

Maybe I'd update this caption for 2022 like this:

"Commodus forgot to pack his super green pass, so he and his wheelie bag are going to set up camp along the Tiber."